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Toilet Paper Love
    by Logan Weast

Love is like toilet paper.
Starting fragile, so beware,
but add to it layer by layer
and then it will not tear.

Toilet paper, also,
Is very much like you,
If I had to live without it,
I don't know what I'd ever do.

So when Valentine's Day comes around
and on the air, love does waft,
Please be my toilet paper roll,
So nice and squeezably soft.